My Sweet Little Asshole Toy

Got me one of those "double ended" toys - I won't mention the brand name, but it seemed pretty fancy with its split-shell design, as these are otherwise notoriously difficult to remove from the plastic shell to clean. I bought it because I liked the lips design of the pussy end and thought it would feel pretty good to lick.

The asshole end I also thought was a reasonable depiction, so into the Amzn cart it went, along with some other goodies I thought would be nice for sucking upon. I love sucking on artistically done, accurate depictions of human genitalia. (Hope some manufacturer reads this).  Anyway, I didn't trust the seal on the split case design and a good, airtight seal is important to me - so I chopped off the asshole end with a pair of scissors and placed the remainder in one of my spare cases, the pussy insert of which had long since wore out.

So I have this little flesh chunk with a reasonable depiction of an asshole on one end of it. Originally designed for penetration, the asshole is cast with a slight gape, which is slightly - shall we say - less pleasing to the tongue. There's a circular notch that originally held this end in place on the case end, so I put a tie wrap there and tightened the noose. No dice - the hole part is still a gaper. If I hold it just right, I can squeeze the end causing the gape to close, but found this to be quite laborious, during the time I'm wanting to concentrate on other things...

A little coconut oil around the star and just inside makes for a trully heavenly experience kissing, licking and just loving on this thing! Luckily, I found a couple of round bands I once had to band-up the base of my cock, but had since (the operation...) forgotten about. Could these be put to use to gently squeeze that slight gape into a sweet pucker, just like a real asshole at rest? I mean, an asshole needs to be shut tight in its normal state, otherwise who knows what would leak out?

It used two, and I'm sooo fortunate these things just happened to be close to the right diameter! Wrapping about the very end of this cut-off chunk, they close the hole making it appear - and feel - much closer to its normal resting state. Warming it up to a slightly feverish temperature using my temperature controlled, toy-cooking oven brings it one more significant step closer to a very real sensation. Oh, how the tongue just delights in making sweet little circles, feeling the cast ridges, gliding across that ever so slightly closed exit!

Soon, I can no longer hold and find my tongue - seemingly on its own accord - gently entering past the tender constriction.

Luckily again, the original manufacturer cast a nice fleshy ring about the whole of the perineum, which I can catch and do one of my very favorite moves - the tug and pop. My gosh, this little chunk of plastic is like heaven on earth! Then, with a slight push with my palm upon the cutoff end, I can make the hole expand about my rigid tongue for a sweet little tongue ride, sending me even further into ecstatic oblivion, dreaming of how a real person could be as sensitive in giving and receiving with me.

I've seen enough "POV orgasm" videos to know what an asshole does when someone is cumming. After an ordinary time for our shared stimulation, sometimes I whisper, "I'm going to cum," and then with the hand pressing on the opposite end of this thing, I stop, hold and then let erupt a very nice sequence of contraction pulses, with my tongue dancing deep inside this sweet little hole! Then I lick and kiss and lick far beyond what most any real person could take further, being overly sensitive in having just had their orgasm.

Then I do it again, often making this toy cum two or three times for me. I tell you I am one satisfied man after a session with my Sweet Little Asshole Toy! A few hits off the marijuana pipe certainly helps the mind skip past all rationality and simply, dive totally into enjoying the sensations evoked by the artistry - and my luck in obtaining - this particular casting. The squeezing closed modifications definitely serve to bring it one step closer, along with the temperature...if I could only think of something to get it to do an occasional "fart" upon my lips, squeaking past my gently parting tongue - that would be quite something to behold.

You know they talk about these "meta" materials which are comprised of different densities cast simultaneously within different parts of a form. The artificial cock I got in my order has this attribute, where the head part is of a different density than the shaft part - so someone's on the right track here. I imagine that our beloved toys can be engineered to feel, under the covers when the lights are out, nearly indistinguishable from the real thing.

I'd love to have that - a few perceptibly different ones of each kind, too! I think tonight I'll take on the pussy half - and engrave a little more carnal knowledge into my soul about it!