Driving To Church

Hi, first story here. Sorry if the editing is bad. Been a long time degenerate lurker on this website.

So last Sunday I jerked off to completion for the first time in a car. While I was driving to church…

Mass actually. I’ve sexted people during mass from the choir loft during mass… a story for another time. I think many dirty things during church.  I hope Anna sees this one because I agree mass is something sexy. I used to check out people in mass from young age. I still do the weekly ritual of watching everyone taking communion and deciding which ones are the most fuckable. Mostly milfs at our church now. They are so proper and cold in their mannerisms, but those babies come from somewhere. Their husbands do a good job of dicking them down. How else do they have all those kids?

Growing up in a religious family it’s easy to judge people based on their outfits. Just a bit too much leg or the tiniest bit of cleavage is enough to drive a religious person’s imagination wild.

 I remember one time shortly after puberty I noticed one of the singers at church had gigantic breasts. Even with her modest clothes she had ample cleavage. I would think about what her boobs would look like naked and would end up with precum and massive boners in church. Hiding those is always a problem but one would never dare to take care of themselves in church… I used to always wink at the altar girls. I think a few of them liked me but we never got to fooling around.

One of my friends told me he came in church before, but I have always been too scared. Still am but that doesn’t mean I can’t take care of my desires before or after church…

What happened last week; my parents are very religious and I am a musician at their church. I’ve been aroused many times in their church. Even played with one of my exes a little bit. But last weekend I was feeling extra horny.

I woke up late and was trying to take care of my morning wood in the shower. I read a solotouch story or two. Then I started watching some porn gifs. Sound was off so my religious parents wouldn’t hear the dirty sounds. I was stroking my cock in the shower getting closer and closer when my dad knocked on the door and said I was taking too long. Instant boner kill. I got out, wrapped myself in a towel. Went to my room and got dressed. 

I was still incredibly horny but was running late. (I drive myself to church early alone to rehearse with the choir). I got the bright idea I could put a sock over my dick in the car and not make a mess. First time I’ve done this. I quickly folded a sock on itself and wrapped it over my soft penis. I’m thick and slightly over average when fully erect but I was very soft. I put my underwear and pants over, knowing I’d need to be presentable later. I got in the car and put on some erotic audio. A woman was masturbating and describing her experience with all the sexy details. As I began driving I started getting hard listening to her wet pussy sounds. I undid my belt and pulled the sock and my penis through the hole in my boxers. I started stroking my dick in time with the dirty audio. I stopped stroking when someone would pass me just in case. I slowly edged closer and closer. It’s about a 20-minute drive. The woman on the audio came but I wasn’t quite there. I pulled over to rewind and listen to the best part again. I started driving as I stroked my cock tighter and tighter. Faster and faster. I was having a hard time keeping the car straight as I got close. Luckily nobody else was on the street. I felt myself getting closer and closer until I pumped the sock full of a ton of cum. I thought it might have leaked through the sock onto my pants it was so much, but it didn’t. I was only a couple blocks from church so I turned the AC on high to help me cool down. I couldn’t help but think about masturbating and sex during church. I wonder if anyone there smelt my wet dick and cum. I had cleaned it off but so much smell was left. 

We practiced our songs and the congregation started arriving. There was a mom sitting in the back row of church. She had super tight white pants. Every time she stood up she would smooth the back and sides of them to get rid of creases. Her ass was the only thing I could focus on the whole time. She bent over and showed she had a tiny thong on. I was so turned on. She didn’t have a man with her, only her kids. I kept fantasizing about her ass and pussy underneath the thong. The best part about being in the choir and the back of the church is you can check out people as much as you want as long as you are sneaky. I was definitely taking advantage of that for the whole service. Was she dressing like that for herself, or was she totally aware of what she was doing to any males behind her? 

Watching the white pants MILF got me super worked up. Once mass was over I edged on the drive home and got close. I put on an erotic audio but then I saw a few cops and freaked out. Kind of killed the vibe. 

Once I got home I went straight to the bathroom and locked the door. I watched some doggy style gifs while I fucked my hands over the sink. I kept imagining the milf with the white pants and what it would feel like if I bent her over and took her from behind. It was a good cum. 

Anyway, I lost my job recently, so that’s why I’m a sex-starved loser living with my religious parents. 

I used to jerk mutually with my ex. We did things almost every day, sometimes multiple times a day. Maybe I should share some of those stories.