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Common Cold, Surprisingly Pleasurable

Posted by: caranthir85 Age: 39 Posted on: 29 Mar 2025 1 comments
2 likes 7 views Category: Masturbation Toys Tags: prostate, plug, cough

Wearing a prostate plug makes a common cold much more bearable.

A while ago, a friend of mine encouraged me to order a few anal plugs just to see if it's anything for me. It started as a joke, but then I though why not? In the last couple of months I've tried some options. Turns out, one of the cheapest... » Read more
My Neighbor - Part Four

Posted by: Acco1928 Age: 40s Posted on: 28 Mar 2025 4 comments
7 likes 7 views Category: Sex Stories In Public Tags: outdoor sex, MILF, friends with benefits, FWB

Continuation of my neighbor fantasy story.

Over the next few months following the Christmas party my neighbor and I continued our agreed upon friends with benefits situation. But it turned out that with both of our schedules it was hard to find time except for the occasional quickie wh... » Read more
My Trip To A Nude Beach, Part 12

Posted by: smoothwhiteballs Age: 21 Posted on: 16 Mar 2025 2 comments
5 likes 13 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: Cum-fries, peeing, cocksucking, prostate massage, cum swallowing

I recover from my fry-squirting episode, only to feel a sudden urge from down below.

"So ......... what did she mean?" Carrie asked as I kept the image of that big tit in my hand. 'Hmm? What? Mean about what?" I asked, coming out of my daze of sexual pleasure. "She said somet... » Read more
My Trip To A Nude Beach, Part 11

Posted by: smoothwhiteballs Age: 21 Posted on: 12 Mar 2025 4 comments
8 likes 12 views Category: Exhibitionism Tags: big tits, squirting cock, cum on food, nudism, nude beach, first anal sex, fake tits, tiny tits

Carrie and I decide to get some food, and we meet a very sexy lady.

We laid in the soft grass and rested after Carrie had just sucked a huge load out of our big-balled stranger, and I was still recovering from my first-time-ever fucking a girl in the butt. It was so intimate and special to have my penis inside ... » Read more
A New Kind Of Sisterly Bond

Posted by: bobmonth Age: Teens then Posted on: 10 Mar 2025 8 comments
10 likes 20 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: Sisters orgasm, first orgasm, pool jet orgasm, water jet orgasm, watching sister cum, teaching how to orgasm

Emma-Kate has always looked up to her older sister. Their bond is forever changed when Hallie - in her secret quest for pleasure - is questioned by her little sister.

The water was warm and silken as it flowed around Hallie and Emma-Kate's sun-kissed skin, a soft embrace beneath the golden light of late aft... » Read more
Ive Been Asked and here's the Answer.

Posted by: Wetgirl2 Age: 25 Posted on: 03 Mar 2025 2 comments
13 likes 17 views Category: Masturbation Female Solo Tags: Period sex, sex education, sexutainment, first time period, female scent

“Anna, what’s it really like when a girl starts her periods?” Well, it’s a complex question since no two girls are the same, but here’s my story.

All girls, when they get to notice changes happen, become somewhat fixated. “Are my boobs getting bigger?” “Hmm.... » Read more
A Brief Time with an African Queen

Posted by: SlideNRide Age: 57 Posted on: 20 Feb 2025 3 comments
6 likes 22 views Category: Sex Stories General Tags: Organs, cunninlingus, fellatio, interracial, college experience

My Fortunate Experience with a Beautiful African Woman.

Society sure is a different place than when I grew up in the 1970’s & 80’s. Today, sexual imagery lies at the tip of our fingertips via the internet for better or worse. Then, unless you were aware of someone’s hidden stash of p... » Read more
Follow-up Adventure at a Body-positive Beach

Posted by: jonnemack Age: 16 at the time Posted on: 19 Feb 2025 8 comments
7 likes 92 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: mutual masturbation, cum, cum twice, pool, beach, nudist, handsfree orgasm almost, Pok�mon

As I got to know my friend more, I know for sure he changed my life forever and for the best. This is the last part of our adventures and I apologize for making it long.

As a disclaimer, the beach was really clothing optional and body-positive family-friendly. It wasn't an adult beach, in fact, a local inn ... » Read more
My Home Life: Sex, Masturbation, And Sharing Hookups.

Posted by: EmilyH Posted on: 18 Feb 2025 7 comments
17 likes 26 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: Masturbation, watching, small tits, exhibitionism, voyeurism, nudism, shower, dildo, kiss, mutual female masturbation, female orgasm, Yanks

Neither one of us wants to be monogamous. But to share expenses, he and I moved into a tiny single bedroom apartment.

Up to now, I've only posted about some of my noteworthy sexual encounters. This time, I thought I would write about my home life for a change. I recently moved in with a long time platonic a... » Read more
Sex with Twins

Posted by: Heaven7 Age: 21 Posted on: 07 Feb 2025 3 comments
9 likes 111 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: humor, funny, joke, twins

This is a joke from an un-attributed source.

I was telling my friend about the time in college when I used to have sex with twins. He said "how did you tell them apart?" "Well, Jennifer used to paint her nails pink, and George had a cock." » Read more
Lending a Hand

Posted by: SlideNRide Age: 57 Posted on: 03 Feb 2025 9 comments
19 likes 47 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: Masturbation, jerking off, hand job, BFF orgasms, physically challenged orgasm, physical disability masturbation

I Help a Friend Through a Rough Time

Many, many years ago Ty and I were best friends. He was outgoing, personable, and at ease with anyone he was around…a real extrovert which I was not. Often, Ty would help me to get dates as his charm and charisma seemed to attract women far more easily than ... » Read more
My First Time Masturbating

Posted by: Pumpthatshit Age: 14 at the time Posted on: 30 Jan 2025 13 comments
18 likes 40 views Category: First Time Tags: first time, kelly bundy, 90s girls, married with children fantasy, brenda walsh fantasy

This is the true story of the first time that I jerked myself off and got a massive, unexpected orgasm. The story is set in 1990, and I was 14 at the time. So this is pre-internet age.

I had been holding out till that day. The other boys in my year where all jerking themselves stupid, and couldn’t stop ta... » Read more
Being A 'Sub'

Posted by: Anonymous Author: Anonymous Age: 25 Posted on: 29 Jan 2025 8 comments
6 likes 101 views Category: Sex Stories General Tags: Submissive, domination, panty peeing, handcuffs

I thought you might like my take on what, for me at least, it means to be a ‘sub’.

I am unashamedly submissive in sex. I love being dominated…and yes, even humiliated from time to time. To me, submission is a spectrum. At one end there’s the lying on my back and someone doing what... » Read more
The Game

Posted by: verytrustedsource Age: Early Twenties Posted on: 28 Jan 2025 5 comments
10 likes 23 views Category: Sex Stories Exhibitionists and Dares Tags: Strip Poker, Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Intercourse, Handjob, fucking, college experimentation, swinging

Playing a new version of strip poker leads to some interesting consequences

A month into my final year of university, I was hosting another of my biweekly get togethers. As parties in the rat hole, the affectionate name given to my apartment, went, this one was dead. It was about nine o'clock, and,... » Read more
The Dad Tent

Posted by: Thomasguy1981 Age: 38 Posted on: 07 Jan 2025 15 comments
18 likes 25 views Category: First Time Tags: Dads jackoff, friends mutual masturbation, camping handjob, bi-curious, first male-male mutual

Two dads share a tent on a camping trip and explore more than the great outdoors.

Bryan and I have been friends for a couple of years now. We work in the same company, and our friendship extends to our families. Our kids are close, and our spouses have become friends. We headed into the... » Read more
The Cecile F. Nelson Mansion

Posted by: smoothwhiteballs Age: 25 Posted on: 04 Jan 2025 13 comments
14 likes 18 views Category: CNFM Tags: fem-dom, penis milking, large cumshot, CFNM, Nudism, FFM, Prostate Massage

Tom Discovers an Apartment Building with Extra Benefits

Being in a large metropolitan area, I decided to look for apartments in the downtown area. In the listings I found, "Singles only. Complimentary rent possible." With very little information available, I called the number and found a pleasant... » Read more