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A New Kind Of Sisterly Bond

Posted by: bobmonth Age: Teens then Posted on: 10 Mar 2025 7 comments
7 likes 4 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: Sisters orgasm, first orgasm, pool jet orgasm, water jet orgasm, watching sister cum, teaching how to orgasm

Emma-Kate has always looked up to her older sister. Their bond is forever changed when Hallie - in her secret quest for pleasure - is questioned by her little sister.

The water was warm and silken as it flowed around Hallie and Emma-Kate's sun-kissed skin, a soft embrace beneath the golden light of late aft... » Read more
Ive Been Asked and here's the Answer.

Posted by: Wetgirl2 Age: 25 Posted on: 03 Mar 2025 1 comments
10 likes 12 views Category: Masturbation Female Solo Tags: Period sex, sex education, sexutainment, first time period, female scent

“Anna, what’s it really like when a girl starts her periods?” Well, it’s a complex question since no two girls are the same, but here’s my story.

All girls, when they get to notice changes happen, become somewhat fixated. “Are my boobs getting bigger?” “Hmm.... » Read more
A Brief Time with an African Queen

Posted by: SlideNRide Age: 57 Posted on: 20 Feb 2025 3 comments
5 likes 17 views Category: Sex Stories General Tags: Organs, cunninlingus, fellatio, interracial, college experience

My Fortunate Experience with a Beautiful African Woman.

Society sure is a different place than when I grew up in the 1970’s & 80’s. Today, sexual imagery lies at the tip of our fingertips via the internet for better or worse. Then, unless you were aware of someone’s hidden stash of p... » Read more
Follow-up Adventure at a Body-positive Beach

Posted by: jonnemack Age: 16 at the time Posted on: 19 Feb 2025 8 comments
7 likes 79 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: mutual masturbation, cum, cum twice, pool, beach, nudist, handsfree orgasm almost, Pok�mon

As I got to know my friend more, I know for sure he changed my life forever and for the best. This is the last part of our adventures and I apologize for making it long.

As a disclaimer, the beach was really clothing optional and body-positive family-friendly. It wasn't an adult beach, in fact, a local inn ... » Read more
My Home Life: Sex, Masturbation, And Sharing Hookups.

Posted by: EmilyH Posted on: 18 Feb 2025 7 comments
14 likes 15 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags: Masturbation, watching, small tits, exhibitionism, voyeurism, nudism, shower, dildo, kiss, mutual female masturbation, female orgasm, Yanks

Neither one of us wants to be monogamous. But to share expenses, he and I moved into a tiny single bedroom apartment.

Up to now, I've only posted about some of my noteworthy sexual encounters. This time, I thought I would write about my home life for a change. I recently moved in with a long time platonic a... » Read more
Sex with Twins

Posted by: Heaven7 Age: 21 Posted on: 07 Feb 2025 3 comments
9 likes 104 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: humor, funny, joke, twins

This is a joke from an un-attributed source.

I was telling my friend about the time in college when I used to have sex with twins. He said "how did you tell them apart?" "Well, Jennifer used to paint her nails pink, and George had a cock." » Read more
Lending a Hand

Posted by: SlideNRide Age: 57 Posted on: 03 Feb 2025 8 comments
16 likes 36 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: Masturbation, jerking off, hand job, BFF orgasms, physically challenged orgasm, physical disability masturbation

I Help a Friend Through a Rough Time

Many, many years ago Ty and I were best friends. He was outgoing, personable, and at ease with anyone he was around…a real extrovert which I was not. Often, Ty would help me to get dates as his charm and charisma seemed to attract women far more easily than ... » Read more
My First Time Masturbating

Posted by: Pumpthatshit Age: 14 at the time Posted on: 30 Jan 2025 12 comments
16 likes 30 views Category: First Time Tags: first time, kelly bundy, 90s girls, married with children fantasy, brenda walsh fantasy

This is the true story of the first time that I jerked myself off and got a massive, unexpected orgasm. The story is set in 1990, and I was 14 at the time. So this is pre-internet age.

I had been holding out till that day. The other boys in my year where all jerking themselves stupid, and couldn’t stop ta... » Read more
Being A 'Sub'

Posted by: Anonymous Author: Anonymous Age: 25 Posted on: 29 Jan 2025 7 comments
6 likes 100 views Category: Sex Stories General Tags: Submissive, domination, panty peeing, handcuffs

I thought you might like my take on what, for me at least, it means to be a ‘sub’.

I am unashamedly submissive in sex. I love being dominated…and yes, even humiliated from time to time. To me, submission is a spectrum. At one end there’s the lying on my back and someone doing what... » Read more
The Game

Posted by: verytrustedsource Age: Early Twenties Posted on: 28 Jan 2025 5 comments
10 likes 16 views Category: Sex Stories Exhibitionists and Dares Tags: Strip Poker, Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Intercourse, Handjob, fucking, college experimentation, swinging

Playing a new version of strip poker leads to some interesting consequences

A month into my final year of university, I was hosting another of my biweekly get togethers. As parties in the rat hole, the affectionate name given to my apartment, went, this one was dead. It was about nine o'clock, and,... » Read more
The Dad Tent

Posted by: Thomasguy1981 Age: 38 Posted on: 07 Jan 2025 14 comments
18 likes 21 views Category: First Time Tags: Dads jackoff, friends mutual masturbation, camping handjob, bi-curious, first male-male mutual

Two dads share a tent on a camping trip and explore more than the great outdoors.

Bryan and I have been friends for a couple of years now. We work in the same company, and our friendship extends to our families. Our kids are close, and our spouses have become friends. We headed into the... » Read more
The Cecile F. Nelson Mansion

Posted by: smoothwhiteballs Age: 25 Posted on: 04 Jan 2025 13 comments
14 likes 13 views Category: CNFM Tags: fem-dom, penis milking, large cumshot, CFNM, Nudism, FFM, Prostate Massage

Tom Discovers an Apartment Building with Extra Benefits

Being in a large metropolitan area, I decided to look for apartments in the downtown area. In the listings I found, "Singles only. Complimentary rent possible." With very little information available, I called the number and found a pleasant... » Read more
A Different Kind Of Granny Follow Up

Posted by: SlideNRide Age: 57 Posted on: 19 Dec 2024 7 comments
7 likes 29 views Category: Sex Stories General Tags: Grandma sex, blow job, fucking older women, incest, threesomes, zesty

A story elaborating on my experiences with my Grandma Gwen of whom the first “ A Different Kind of Granny”, was written about. Helpful but not necessary to read “ A Different Kind of Granny”, first.

3:23 AM. The alarm clock on the nightstand seemed to visually shout at me. I’... » Read more
Swim Meeting

Posted by: ObelixTheDruid Age: 50 Posted on: 08 Dec 2024 14 comments
17 likes 38 views Category: Masturbation Group Co-ed Tags: Masturbation Male-Female, anatomy lesson, shaved pussy, hairy pussy, group masturbation, zesty

Finally here is the second story. It took me longer than expected to write it but I hope it was worth it.

What can happen when eighteen year olds spend a weekend in a swim meeting?

I swum since I was very young, and growing up I joined a competitive team. Many years ago, at the end of the 80’... » Read more
Almost Daily Work Routine

Posted by: JackTraven2525 Age: 40 Posted on: 07 Dec 2024 9 comments
4 likes 23 views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags: Jerk off, male solo masturbation, work jackoff, porn at work, job orgasm, zesty

My almost daily at work jerk off routine

I’m a supervisor at my work. The job is kind of a joke…Every morning I get in an hour before everyone to open up the shop and set everything up for the employees. That takes about 5-10 minutes. The rest of the hour is spent setting up my almost da... » Read more
Prank Gone Wrong

Posted by: TravisBalls Age: 20 Posted on: 30 Nov 2024 11 comments
10 likes 29 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Wet dream, cum, prank, cum prank, sleeping nude, zesty

Lance pulls a prank on his roommate Brad

There were 4 of us roommates that were in extended housing in the dorm our freshman year. Our room was sorta like an apartment, 2 bedrooms linked by a kitchenette, each bedroom with a bath. Three of us were pretty relaxed and open, not shy about being nude or jerking off... » Read more