Latino dudes

by Angelz (fiction) I was hanging around outside my estate one day just chillin', nothing important to do coz I'd just finished off revising for some exams and decided just to go to the local part and check out the local "talent" as I refer to it as :) Just to let u know, I look like your typical Irish farm boy, red hair, cupid bow lips, eyes which change color depending on the tone of light and a fairly average looking body, nothing to go wild about, just nice and firm in the right places, despite this I LOVE LATINOS, and living in an area totally surrounded by them................. well let's just say I've spent many a good night dreaming up a good fuck session for some of the "talent" around my area! Anyway, at the park checking out some of the local boyz, some looking hot, some damn right fine, and others so ugly that their mothers would have abandoned them at birth if they could see them now. But there's this one guy that's grabbed my attention. He's dressed to kill, literally. You could see some interesting (and fun!) things in his baggy shorts, and also some other things in his shirt, such as a 6 inch knife? Well, in my area u need protection of all sorts, but a knife?!? Anyway, checking out this guy and his features, he's around 5' 9", light skinned, dark soulful eyes, those tiny mustaches which all Latino's seem to have, strong muscle definition in both his arms, legs and stomach. This guy was Adonis made flesh! (For me at least!) He's there with around 3 or 4 other guys, one guy who I know is a right little cum slut because he's offered his "services" to me plenty of times. He's the type of guy who just can't get enough cock, would suck it morning, noon, night and any time when there's a hard Dick available to him! Now my Adonis is there chatting to his mates paying some platitudes to this young latina, around 15/16, and I'm slightly raging "How dare he be str8!" Ahh well can't win them all. Then mister cum slut notices me checking out Adonis' package! Being the total geek that he is points this out to some of Adonis' friends, nothing brilliant by comparison, but perfectly acceptable if nothing else is available! As per usual from this moment one its the game which the whole family can play "cuss the fag/tease the fag," not a very fun game :( They're all sniggering like little boys who discovered how to use their cocks and jerk off while Adonis' latina decides she's had enough and wanders off, with this the whole pack goes to offer support while Adonis starts to rearrange his package in his shorts! Now there's a sight I wouldn't mind seeing in a close up! They talk to him and then they slap "cum slut" on the back and then walk off into the estate, Ahh well looks like that's it for the day, so I make one last look around and find nothing of interest and decide to hit the books :( Not a very good day. Walking back to my house I'm just replaying some of the images of Adonis doing things, like lifting his shirt to impress the latina, rearranging his package constantly! and without realizing it walk right into one of the friends of Adonis while he's carrying some drinks back to his friends. Off course the drinks fall to the ground and spill everywhere! Now I'm feeling like a fucking prat and he's there inventing swear words up on the spot so I try to calm him down, "Hey! Calm down! I'll buy you some more drinks if that's the problem!?" "Nah! It ain't the only fucking problem u stupid dickhead! You walked right into me and almost knocked me down! You'd better fucking buy those damned drinks!" "Fine, come on then, I gotta get going" So we walk back into the shop and I decide, "hey why not pump the dude for information on Adonis?" So I ask Ramon (his name) and ask him "So who's the new kid? Haven't seen him around here before?" "Dunno, who gives a fuck, hey pick that coke up" "Fine, but where's he from? Doesn't look from around here" "Well if why don't u fucking ask him when u give these drinks to him!" I was thinking "Well, why don't I?" At this point, Ramon has shut the fuck up and is grumbling angrily at me whereas I'm on cloud 9! I pay for the drinks and walk back to the house where the other guys are waiting, there's 4 of them now, Ramon's brother and the guys who were already there. They were chatting bullshit and horsing around, when they notice that we've walked in and stare at me. Ramon at this point gives a condensed version of what happened in Spanish, or something, and the other guys relax and say "thanks dude" and take the drinks. They tell me to sit down and relax coz they're gonna play some games soon on the N64. I thought "what the hell" and did as they asked. I learn Adonis' name at this point when Ramon talks to him and starts off with "Xavier" so I'm guessing that's his name when he starts talking to me. "Hey, Red" I've been cursed with that name since before I even knew what it meant, "What do u wanna know about me? I'm from Queens, in New York u'know?" "Yeh, I know, how long you gonna be in England for? + why you here?" "Dunno, my bro's here told me all about the fine yatties (Girls) here and thought that I would show them what a REAL man can do with a REAL grown up cock!" He starts grabbing at his bulge at every REAL which grabs my undivided attention! "U'know, thought that these pussies are still virgins and thought that I should show them the way to do things!" "kewl" I reply, kewl!?!? fucking kewl?!?!? what type of arsehole am I!?!? Then Xavier REALLY shocks me at this point, "You don't dig the yatties do you?" I'm shocked "U'know I heard Des (cum slut) here mention the fact that you give better head than most yatties do!" I've died and can't figure out if I'm in heaven or hell as I have these 5 fine young pieces of manhood surrounding me all laffing at one comment, so I figure "fuck it, shock 'em" "Well baby" I say "Guess you won't know unless you know unless I give you the 5 star treatment" OK lets get one thing str8, I am NOT a queen, I'm not a fairy and I'm not effeminate, I just have been cursed with a flair for the dramatic and well, that was pretty bad! They guys at his point can't believe what they've just heard! Not even Des the fucking cum slut would admit to sucking cock, and further saying something as outrageous as that last statement! Xavier, however has this goofy smile on his face. "Kewl Red, got a time when u can show me just how good you are?" I'm feeling VERY horny at this point, and the chance to see Adonis' cock has made me feel just a little light headed, so my Dick strangles all rational thought in my head and replies "Well how about right now? Looks like you could do with the release" The room goes soooooooo silent you could've heard a pin drop two miles away after that little bold statement! All 5 guys, from Xavier to Ramon brother Carlos, is just looking at me and grabbing their crotches "adjusting" their privates. God, what a prat I must be. "So you admit that you like sucking cock then, Hombre? You wanna suck ALL our cocks? Well? U'see I've been thinking about slamming my cock down someone, anyone's, throat all day and if your willing........." Was I willing!?!? Hold me fucking back! At this point all 5 guys are seriously sprouting some damage in their shorts and jeans and looking at me and Xavier to say "what happens next?" "Well my lil' cock sucker, get yer pretty white ass over here!" "Wait Xavier!" Sez Carlos "He's just 'aving you on, he ain't gonna suck no cock! He's a fucking tease! 'Sides, who wants some nasty ol' white boa to suck u off when some nice, firm tittie yattie can do it better!" I could have fucking killed him stone dead then and there. "Well, I don't mind that, but I'm horny NOW, and I want my cock sucked NOW, and if u want to go find some Firm tittie yattie to suck my cock then you go and get it NOW, coz I wanna fuckin' cum already!" Xavier spits back at Carlos "anyway, red here will suck us all off, right red?" Damn, this is looking like it could be one hellva good day, "S'okay, I'll do it" I say "Well I ain't gonna let no white boy suck my cock!" Speaks Des "I'm gonna go find me some yatties to fuck, dry, who's coming with me?" "No-one's fuckin' going with you, fuck off you little prick," Speaks Xavier "You're as fucking annoying as a crack whore wanting money for a fuck" Des looks shocked and then turns to walk out, while I resemble a cat who has fallen into a barrel of cream and can't decide whether or not to swim for safety or lap it all up! All the guys, other than Des of course, have LARGE bulges in their shorts at this time, and Carlos and Ramon are slowly jerking themselves off inside their shorts. "Listen, I'm not gonna have some fuckin' white bre (guy) do this shit!" Screams Des, "He's a fuckin' hoe who would suck anyone for a fuckin' dime or quater!" THIS? coming from one of the worst cum sluts I'd ever met?!? Xavier at this points gets pissed of with the whole thing and just takes action. He picks up Des and just throws him out of the house while the rest of us are just watching fairly amused, "Just FUCK OFF you damn QUEER" Xavier shouts out "If I see you again u FUCKING QUEER, I'll FUCKING TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF YOU QUEER!" Des makes good his retreat at this point with tears in his eyes and starts to stammer something. Xavier ain't having any of it and just slams the door in his face and locks it. Ahh well, 4 young, virile and attractive guys are all expecting blow jobs, and mebbe even something else from me! I just rearrange my own package at this point when Xavier sits back down and asks me. "So what d'ya think then? You willing to choke down my cock? Willing to see what a REAL man can do?" Like I could say no to such a lovely suggestion! I don't even bother replying to him and I just walk over and place my hand down his shorts. The reaction that I got wasn't one that I was expecting. "WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" "Well your the one giving me all this shit about how he's a REAL man, and I'm always hearing shit from the girls that you guys are always talking shit about how's he's a big man, So who's willing to show me that they're a REAL man?" The once brave troop all look shame faced while Xavier looks at me with those dark eyes and wets his lips and asks me, "So you mean it? Your willing to go down on us? I mean, I thought u were joking for fucks sake!" "For Christ's sake already! You guys are some of the biggest pussy footing dickwads I've ever seen! All talk and no action!? What, you all gonna run home and wank off in the bathroom when I leave so that you say that you're all real men? They're all looking like shamed boys, including Xavier when I hear the sound of a Zipper being pulled down and I hear from behind me, "Hey red! U think that you can take this shit down your throat? Well lets see who's the real man then!" Carlos has walked up behind me and took out his cock and placed it between my ass cheeks and slowly rubbing it up and down. The others all looked shocked and since I can't be bothered to speak I slowly get down on my knees and look at what's on offer. "Strip" I say "All of you who want head, strip, I wanna see what's you all got" Carlos' prick at this point is literally wobbling with suspension and they're all like "WHAT?!?" "You heard me, Strip all of you or u don't get any head" They all exchange nervous glances and then Carlos just gives a small shrug and starts pulling of his shirt and shorts and boxers, revealing perfectly bronzed skin and a fairly hairless body with a cock which while not so big to brag about, is big enough, it's around 7.5 inches, cut, and very smoothhhhhhhh and his balls look like they could drop to his knees with the right type of help! The considerate man has even shaved his pubic hair so that he's got no hair at the base of his cock, just a smooth expanse of bronzed flesh on show. His body also shows that he ain't no stranger to the gym! Got that 6 pack which tells you he works out for strength not for looks and has got muscle in places I've never seen before! Carlos gets totally naked and the other guys are all exchanging guilty glances and aren't sure how to go. "Come on you fucks!" Screams Carlos "just lose the fucking rags already! I want my cock sucked NOW!" "You don't have to get rid of all you clothes straight off, you can keep your shorts on" I think a man looks soooo good in his shorts! "And yer gonna have to do it or else I ain't doing shit" Carlos is giving them all the verbal equivalent of diarrhea in Spanish while at the same time groping himself causing LOTS of pre-cum to start to build at his piss hold, this is turning out to be a very good day! I've always had my doubts about Carlos, mebbe it's something to do with the fact that he always winks at me whenever we're alone mebbe? "I'll strip if u strip" Sez Xavier "I ain't gonna be no fool in all this" Me? Strip? Well why not :) I start to get undressed finished with words and slowly peel of my shoes, my shirt and finally my trousers till I stop at my figure hugging CK Shorts, I ain't no slouch in the groin area and these lovely shorts show it ALL! But still they're all looking around, at any place other than a naked Carlos and me with a HUGE boner in my shorts. "Fine then boy" Sez Ramon "But this had better be sum damn good head for all this trouble!" Finally! Action! All the other 3 boys slowly start to take of their clothes, Ramon looks fine, he's wearing these loose boxer shorts which seem to be the sign of a Latino! His body has the look of someone who wants to spend more time in the gym, but he has these HUGE nipples, they look like the size of 50 pence pieces! Like Carlos, he's totally hairless apart from his face and under his arms while trying to hold his hands over his cock so that no body sees his boner. The other guy, I forget his name so I'll just call him "Arron" is nothing special, if anything the more ugly of the 4 guys sitting here. He's got a slight pot belly and muscle which looks like its turning to fat, also he seems like he wants to be the hard man of the 4 giving me mean looks and tugging hard on his shorts like he wants to whip it out now! And finally, there's the gorgeous Xavier, he is by far the most good looking of the four! He's got no body fat on his body and plenty of muscle, his chest looks like it could be used for a medical examination as an perfect examination! He's like me with a fair coating of hair on the arms, legs and chest, But unlike me his is black, mine is golden. There's also something wrong with Xavier, He's Shaking!?!? The hard man from New York is nervous?!? This day just keeps getting better and better! "Well then I've fucking got them to strip now get other here and suck u fucking git!" Screams Carlos Well indeed, I don't bother to ask becoz I don't think I have enough blood going to my head at this point and walk slowly over to Carlos and place my hand on his chest. He jumps and looks me in the eyes and says something in Spanish. I slowly allow my hand to roam all over his body, chest, nipples, neck, face, arms, legs. All expect his cock which is turning a different color till it looks like his going to speak again and I grab his Dick! He literally spurted pre-cum all over my hand! "Haven't cum yet have you Carlos?" The poor basturd can't even answer he's in such shock, so I decide to take the vigorous shaking of the head as a no and slowly start to lick my way down. Starting with his neck I tongue my way down his throat, his chest, his nipples and staying on those for a while since it drives him almost crazy! Then I move onto his six pact and he puts his hand on my shoulder, and speaking in Spanish very softly just keeps whispering something and then all of a sudden, I'm at eye level with his cock. Now that I look at it the head has turned a bright red and the rest turning a yellowish gold which veins starting to peak out and I start to lick it. Carlos breath explodes out of him and the other guys reaction is one of simple disbelief. The two other guys at this point, Arron and Ramon are slowly jerking themselves off in their shorts which Xavier is spell bound by the whole thing. I turn my attention to a breathing very shallowly Carlos and take about 6 inches down my throat. He doubles over as if he's been punched the moment my lips touch the base of his cock. Both his hands are now on my shoulder as he straightens up and tries to relax and enjoy the b/j, but from the amount of tangy pre-cum that he's produce, don't look like it's gonna be very long! I start to go up and down up his cock with my lips and use my tongue on his head which triggers a further splash of pre-cum and use my hands to grab his balls and slowly massage them, Carlos is going ape at this, and then 20 seconds into the b/j he screams: "I'm gonna SHOOT! FUCK!!!" Since I never shallow somebody I don't know I take my lips away from his cockhead and begin to massage his balls with my tongue and then he really does shoot! WOW! The fucker shoots at least 6 feet away on the opposite side of the bedroom! All over his brother and friends! Carlos at this point can't even stand up so I help him sit down on the bed and look at them as if to say "Anybody wanna question me now?" Xavier can't even look me in the eye and Arron has gone into the bathroom getting some tissue to whip of the cum which landed on him! So that left Ramon. The smallest of all the guys there. Often called the "runt of the litter" because his family had 6 boys, all like Carlos, Big strong men, while Ramon is more like me, an athlete rather than a body builder. He looks up at me and says: "Guess I'm next right?" "If u want it" So he walks over and stands opposite his friends so that they can get a full view, while Arron has walked back in without his shorts, obviously expecting to be next! So I start to rub down Ramon and then get to his shorts and am fairly disappointed that there's no sign that he's enjoying himself when I take them off and get the shock of my life!!!! There is no way in hell he's gonna be called runt of the litter after seeing this! OK, he isn't big, length at least, around 5/ 5.5", but he's the size of a fucking coke bottle in girth! It looks HUGE! This is perhaps the only time so far that I have had second thoughts about this! Ramon looks sheepishly at his brother who is just sitting down on the bed, buck naked, to a VERY nervous Xavier and is slowly jerking himself off! "Sure you can take all this?" Asks Ramon, with a worried look in his eyes "I had a bitch try to suck this before and she told me to 'fuck off!' had to settle with just fucking her" "No problem" I whisper and slowly start to lick up and down his cock "Sit down" I tell him, "I wanna get in a good position for this" Ramon walks over to one of the chairs in the bed room and sits down in a typical "Gangsta" strut, legs wide open, knees out wide, feet together, thrusting out the groin, makes u think that u want a piece of him str8 or not! I walk over, place my hands on his chest and start feeling his chest, his arms, his lips, while Ramon's literally shuddering with pleasure! I then place my lips on his forehead, kiss him and then move down to his throat, down to his nipples, suck and playing with both of them for a while as he's squirming around and then something unexpected happens! I feel someone playing with my arse! I'm hoping to dear God that it's Xavier but no, its the other dude, Arron who's also stripped down with a average size pecker strutting out. "Bend over white boy! Gonna fuck you up!" Great, just what I needed, an ass hole wanting to fuck my ass hole. I feel back and notice that he's lubed himself up, but not me, and also hasn't put a condom on. Brilliant. "Get a rubber" I whisper, he look's confused as if to say I don't understand "Get a rubber, u ain't fucking me without a rubber and get some more lube or u ain't getting shit" "NO WAY! I ain't putting no fucking rubber on! Not like your gonna have my baby u stupid bitch! "Arron, just put a fucking rubber on for Christ sake!" Screams Ramon, the poor boy is literally shivering with pleasure, his cock is oozing pre-cum up in a small, but steady stream which jumps at regular intervals as he waits for some head "fine" mumbles Arron and walks over to the desk where there is a few of them , slaps on one. His cock isn't nothing new, around 6 inches, like Ramon he's uncut, but unlike Ramon he's as thick as a HB pencil! In other words it would feel better to be fucked by his finger which is thicker! He slap's some lube on both my arse and his rubber incased cock and without warning just attempts to shove it in! No warning! Fucker. I take this intrusion without much noise as it isn't much to take and while he starts to pump away making various comments in Spanish, I bend down and deal with this and go straight back to Ramon's cock! I place my lips on his foreskin and skin him back while licking at his pre-cum, kinda tangy and hardly any salt and slowly start to clean around the head of his cock, wiping away all traces of pre-cum, and then slowly lower my mouth over his cock, not meaning to take all of it, just the first few inches so I can get used to it when Ramon just leaps up and shoves all 5 inches into my mouth! DAMN! I gag allot and pull out. He looks at me with a question in his eyes which I can't answer coz the fucker Arron REALLY starts to fuck me at this point, really hammering my ass and pulling me away pulls me upright with his body and grabs hold of my cock, which by the way is still in my shorts. I didn't take it down to deal with Carlos or Ramon and Arron has just pulled up one of the legs and started fucking me through that. He starts groping me and squeezing hard when I feel his entire body judder and cum. He then slaps me on the ass, pulls out and whispers in my ear, "anytime u want sumthin', bel me! That was fucking intense!" He then pulls down my shorts, makes me step out of them and carries them back to Carlos who is still lightly jerking off and Xavier who is still shaking and doesn't know where to look! I turn all my attention to Ramon and tell him just to let me do all the work, just sit down and relax. So he does that. I start to travel down his cock again, stretching my mouth to breaking point and beyond in an attempt to take it. I get down to 4 inches when I reach my gag function so I hold it there and slowly allow my mouth to massage his huge cock. The amount of pre-cum doubles at this point and I don't have a choice to shallow it. Ramon places a hand on my head asking him to go up and down, so I do, tasting all the different "flavors" of his cock. When like his brother, he starts to breathe really deeply so I know he's gonna cum, so I continue to jerk his monster off and go down on his balls, which are if anything bigger than his brothers! This things look like damn tennis balls! No wonder his wears such baggy shorts. The explosion of his cum doesn't reach as far as his brother, but it definitely is more as he cums in a small river all over my back, and what he doesn't make up for in reach, he makes up for in the shear amount in which he cums. He shoots around 11 loads, each monsters by anyone's standards and then just lies there for a while. He then pulls me up and gives me a quick peck and says: "Thanks allot" He walks back over to his brother and friends, which just leaves my Adonis, Xavier. During sucking off Ramon, Arron has gotten ready to go and is telling everybody he'll chat to them later, so I sit down playing with my own cock which is screaming for release when Arron walks over to me and places a number in my lap, grabs my cock, squeezes and jerks it for a few seconds. Then looks very embarrassed and says, "Thanks dude, anytime" I look at the number and nod at him and give him a smile while he walks out of the room, leaving me, Ramon, Carlos and Xavier, who is now starting to freak out as he walks over to me. "Are you sure you wanna do this? Hombre?" He asks me in a whisper "I mean, if u don't I understand, I just think if u don't wanna I kin just whack off, no big deal" X can't even look me in the eye as he tells me this, so I stand up and look him dead in the face. He looks so fine, and place my hand on his well defined cheek bone, and I give him a deep kiss, judging by the standards which both Ramon and Carlos set, I don't think that they'll be so shocked with this. After a few seconds he begins to kiss back and when we stop a few seconds later the look of shock on his face has been replaced by one of pure lust. I then lower my hands and place them in his shorts, he closes his eyes and looks upward in a look of pure ecstasy while I slowly bend down and take a good look at the thing which I have spent the last 10/20 minutes fantasizing about. The rumor about how ALL Latino's have large cock I've noticed isn't usually true, but on this boy! God, was it true! He wasn't even fully erect, just half way there and already he was around 6 inches and slowly hardening. He was cut like me, and had a huge head followed by a thick shaft, he was nothing like Ramon, but no where near thin like Arron, a nice medium, I run my hands through his pubic hair and grasp his balls and start to lick his head. His cock finally turns rock hard and as look back at it and take a real good look since I figure this is the last time that I'll ever see this again. It's around 9 inches long, 3 or 4 inches round with a huge helmet at the top even bigger than his shaft and dark pubic hair with some small balls, the only disappointment, whereas Carlos and Ramon's balls are thick and heavy, Xaviers look like golf balls and just as hard! "Cum on man, I really need this, cum on, suck me off, please suck me off" Xavier is whispering. He places his hands on the back of his head and turns around and sits down on the chair where I gave Ramon the b/j and just lets his cock strut out! Carlos and Ramon from what I can see are both now sitting on the bed naked and slowly jerking each other off, I slowly open my mouth moving my hands all up and down his cock making the occasional piece of pre-cum cumming (!) out of his cock while he's VERY verbal in his comments, when I feel someone cleaning my ass. I Just think that it's someone looking to fuck him again. At the moment with Xavier's cock going down my throat I would have taken Ramon and Carlos' cock together I was feeling so good! Moving down his cock and letting my senses taking it all in, the texture of his shaft and head, his rough hands on my ears and shoulder, someone rubbing of all traces of lube and other from my ass when I feel an even better sensation! Someone was rimming my ass!!! The feeling is so good that I almost choke on X's cock and I have to pull of to see who's doing this! X looks at me with hurt in his eyes so I place my hand on his face in a gentle gesture and I see Ramon lying full down on the bed beating off to the scene in front of him! Carlos was rimming me?!? Well looks like I was right in the first place about him and just totally relax and go back to taking all of X's cock in my mouth. When I get halfway down his cock I notice that Carlos is getting more urgent in his probing of my ass with his tongue so that I almost swoon and Ramon has moved over and now is lying underneath me and starting to suck my cock! DAMN!!! This was a memory that I would not, hell could not ever forget! I had these 3 Latino studs using me for their own pleasure and me giving me pleasure! Damn! I then take the plunge and take all of X's cock down to the deep end of my throat resulting in a triggering of a small pre-cum flow which I shallow. I then feel Carlos stop rimming me and then hear, more than see, him get a condom, lube it up and roll it down his cock and start to edge it into me slowly! This is about all that I can take! I've got a cock in my mouth, my cock in someone's mouth and a cock up my ass! I last for almost exactly 30 seconds when I start to suck even more urgently on X's cock and I bend over and grab Carlos' balls and hold them resulting in a further pounding and Ramon sensing that I'm gonna cum grabs my own balls and starts to suck my cock even faster. Then totally unexpectedly, I hear X moaning and groaning and really gripping my head so I make a quick decision to swallow everything that he gives me since I'm not likely to ever see him again and then BAM! He cums in buckets down my throat. I try to swallow the first few but it's just too much and it starts to dribble out of my mouth down his own cock. The taste of his cock sets me of and I let loose with an white explosion of my own in Ramon's mouth while he sucks it down and swallows it all. Carlos at this point starts to pick up the pace, before he was edging it in and out going slowly so that he feels great, now he starts to fuck me like a bitch. He starts ramming it in forcing me up then, like Arron he pulls me up so that I can finally see Xavier's face and Ramon's. Carlos is pumping me hard when I feel his cock grow an extra inch or so and he kisses me hard and solid holding my head in place with one hand and has the other rapidly jerking off my cock, and then he stops. Wow. I've just sucked and been fucked by guys who I've been fantasizing about for almost 2 years when I look at Xaviers face. He has a totally radiant smile! :) God! What a smile! Ramon and Carlos are also smiling. Xavier looks at me and then bends over grabbing my cock which after all the excitement from a few minutes ago is starting to wilt and gives me one of the most passionate kisses that I've ever had to date! Damn this guy can kiss well! After what seems an eternity, he releases me and we just look at each other like country idiots. Finally Ramon speaks breaking the atmosphere of expectancy, "U'know that Arron's stolen your shorts dude? The dirty fucker!" And that's all that it took to get us pissing ourselves in laughter! Carlos then stands in front of me and gives me a kiss also and tells us that he's getting in the shower coz he needs get to work but do we wanna get together at his place later for more? Ramon, obviously, sez alrite and so do me and X at the same time who has got his arm around my waist and is holding me as if he never intends to let go. Ramon is sitting on the floor in front of us and me and X are on the chair, me sitting on top of him, while he's hugging me when all of a sudden the door slams open! "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAMON!!!!!!! CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!" Oh shit! It's Ramon's and Carlos' dad!?!?!?!? "See, I told you that they're both a butch of faggots" Says Des in the background............ To be continued? You want to hear more? E-mail me wid your criticisms, praise, jokes, porn etc. at